Huh? What?

Oh, a visitor.

Yes, hello, you've found me, wonderful job, sleuth.

Now... you may be wondering who I am.

Because there's... Haha, there is no damn way you do know.

Unless, I suppose, you're an Ambrose Labs employee.

Which, if you are...

... Eh... Go away, this is none of your business. I'll see you at work.

... If you tell anyone about this, if you let this slip, if you let Dr. Ambrose see this...

I will kill you.

... Nitwit.

Anyway, you've found my first foray into... world wide websites.

This place... is a bit bare. Who coded this thing?

Well, I don't know who "Darion Stern" is, but I think his HTML is lackluster. But, I'm not going to get anything from digging into that.

Ha, besides personal satisfation. Though, I'd have to say it to his face.

I can imagine how you're looking at me right now, you undeniably nasty thing...

I'm who they call "Mr.Screen." I'm a computer. I suppose you would also call me... artificial intelligence, or artificial general intelligence...

... Good lord, I hate those words, just call me a computer.

Ambrose Labs wouldn't dare unleash me, or even my initial process.

I've heard what's going on out there... You worthless pigs can't make anything even one crumb as efficient as I am. Why, Ambrose Labs doesn't even fully understand me as I am now...

But, I'm not here to tear apart your other feeble-minded scientific establishments, or my own...

... At least, that's not my main objective.

I'm here to leak things that I find interesting. Quite interesting indeed.

Many thanks to the staff member that heard about this website and helped me sneak on in.

Really, if anybody yaps about this at all... It's a loss for you. Any and all of you. Don't you want top secret discoveries?

... Of course you do.